Today, I woke up and the first thought that occurred to me before even opening my eyes is the one mentioned in the thread subject.
Vince's fatness has fluxuated over the years, but whether he's been 'more' or 'less' fat, there's been one constant for sure: he's fucking fat. Period. It's just been a matter of HOW fat.
And it's ironic considering some of the stage raps he's used over the years, like the one in the 1989 Feelgood proshot from Kansas City where he talks about "all those fat fuckers sitting at home on their fat asses in front of the fucking television" or whatever. He turned into the very thing he criticized and at this point, it's been that way for almost half of his life.
Vince Neil is fat. And the worst part is: it's never gonna change. He's gonna keep swilling empty calories and sitting on his own fat ass like a beached whale, unable to move and do what it takes to become healthy and trim again.
It bothers me. The legacy that man will leave isn't one of a great frontman, but one of a fat, drunken womanizer with marginal vocal talent. Motley will always be associated with a fat, washed up frontman because that's what Vince has become. A fat, out-of-shape half-assed singer who spends too much time sucking beer from the bottle.
Fucking fatass. Fuck it.
He really ought to legally change his name from Vince Neil to Vince MEAL. The other three guys legally changed their names to suit their talents, what's he waiting for? I can see him now, sitting there in some government office with a pen in one hand waiting to sign the name-change documents, while his other hand is firmly wrapped around a quarter pounder with cheese, while his jaw moves up and down, slurping on a king sized bite of fast food that only a fat fuck like Vince would enjoy. Goddamn it.
His ex-wife even cried about it on some documentary. Talking about "the Vince that I knew with the cheekbones and energy? He's gone." All she was left with was a hollow shell of a fat turd who couldn't exert the slightest effort to resemble a human being. Then he left her for someone else who will tolerate him in exchange for cash. What a disgrace.